Got crabs clams? My boy
MG is finally taking a cue from the roughfisher and getting his tippet wet with some
bearded clams. Seems he's been spotted peepin' on a bunch of caprs hoovering up clams like they were going out of style. He's nasty! Being the master voyeur that I am, I handed over a few top tips to Señor Chrome Dome on how to lead the donkey through the barn door. Ol' Gracie prefers his clams Brazilian style: nicely shorn and sparkly. Wait until you see them wet.
Here's a refresher in case your bitch ass forgot how bitchin' my
Darth Clam And
Zebra mussel patterns are. Photo courtesy of my foot in your ass.
The
Darth Clam 2.0, specially modified for the DSP. Putrid piss green shell and an arsenic tan colored siphon. Radioactive sparkle courtesy of glitter flavored Hard as Nails. Optional foot played out by olive glimmer flash chenille. All on a nasty strong curved carp hook. Included are a few variations to keep them caprs on their fins.
Y'all ain't got nuttin' on me.
How about a clam sandwich?