August 31, 2010


Czech style scud
Hook: Extra Strong Curved Size 8, barbless
Thread: 6/0 UNI, black
Underbody: 0.20" Lead wire wrapped around thorax
Case: 1/4" strip latex, clear; color thorax area with permanent brown marker
Body: Brownstain dub
Rib: Copper Ultra Wire, Medium
Thorax: Supersonic Scud or Brownstain dub
Head: tapered thread

orange scud
brown scud
Fo shizzle my nizzle!

August 30, 2010

Steal Your Face! SYF sticker
Now featuring our very own Steal Your Face sticker! Printed on rugged 3.5 mil vinyl featuring environmentally friendly UV resistant inks. Suitable for indoor/outdoor use. Show your brownliner and Deadhead pride!

Get one now!

August 27, 2010

No Trout: BloodKnot Magazine

BloodKnot Magazine
Vol. 1, Issue 2: “The No Trout Issue” of BloodKnot Magazine is now available.

Flip to page 19 to check out a piece written by some guy I know.

August 24, 2010

Blazing Stars and Bluestem

Prairie Expanse
Once covering the great expanse of the Glacial Lake Aggassiz basin, the eastern tallgrass prairie is now merely a shadow of its former self. Bisected by rowcrops of corn, soybean and sugarbeets, interspersed with beds of sunflowers and amber waves of wheat, the once blazing prairie fell victim to the blade of the plow. What's left is merely a pittance of a once prodigious parcel.

The following is a brief glimpse into one of the largest sections of virgin prairie remaining in Minnesota, and one of the highest quality prairie sites in the U.S.

blazing bloom
Blazing Star
Prairie View
Blazing Star
turkey foot
Blazing Star
Big Bluestem
Blazing Star
wildflower assemblage

August 23, 2010


hook bonanza
The China connection hooked a brother up. Look at them tasty carp hooks, all shiny and whatnot. Extra strong, chemically sharpened, forged stainless steel, with a slight beak. Available in black or unpainted.

Size 4
Size 6
You'd be upset to hear what I paid for them sumbitches, so I'll spare you the agony. Let's just say that they were between Two-buck Chuck and a Five Dollar Whore, per hundred.

August 19, 2010


Scoliosis, from Greek: skoliōsis meaning from skolios, "crooked".

curved boreal bomber
curved mini booger
A few mutated versions of classics like the Boreal Bomber and a miniature version of the Wooly Booger.

Just put some windex on it.

August 18, 2010

Business in the front, party in the back

A roundabout view of the Moose Knuckle in moxie. The only nymph badass enough to rock the mullet.
Moose Knuckle, moxie
Moose Knuckle, moxie
Moose Knuckle, moxie
Party on Wayne!

August 17, 2010

Sir Dubz-Alot

More alchemy at the blender. Presenting the Prime Time players Brownstain, Olivine, TanTalize, and Melon Baller. Featuring a proprietary blend of Mohair, rabbit, squirrel, acrylic, rayon, nylon, and polyacrylamide fibers, Showcased in both flash and natural lighting conditions.




Melon Baller
Melon Baller
My best work yet. Muahahahahaha!

August 16, 2010

August 13, 2010


Steal Your Face.

Roughfisher SYF
Stickers coming soon. Stay tuned

Moose Knuckles

Moose Knuckle
Moose Knuckles
Moose Knuckles
Moose Knuckle

Hook: Extra Strong Curved Size 8, barbless
Thread: 6/0 UNI, black
Tail/Body: Moose
Rib: Ultra Wire, Medium
Thorax: Mohair/Seal Dub
Hackle: Ruffed Grouse
Head: Mohair/Seal Dub, Peacock
Bead: Tungsten 3.2mm

Moose Knuckle
Moose Knuckle
Moose Knuckle
Keep the bulge where it belongs, below the surface and wet.

August 11, 2010

bass materials

I know it's August, but at 40% off, I don't mind celebrating Christmas a little early...

Normally I hold the save the sheets of tinsel for esocid streamers, but this stuff is just a bit narrower than the standard stuff, perfect for some bassin'. Shades of deep gold, cherry red, and pearl will get those scruffy looking nerfherders to hand. Time for some bass thumb action.

mega chenille
Check out the fatty-bo-batty rolls of chenille; 15 mil wide. I'm thinking bunnies all the way. Substitute rabbit with the chenille and you've got game. This stuff is live!

August 10, 2010

The Seven Year Itch

Got crabs clams? My boy MG is finally taking a cue from the roughfisher and getting his tippet wet with some bearded clams. Seems he's been spotted peepin' on a bunch of caprs hoovering up clams like they were going out of style. He's nasty! Being the master voyeur that I am, I handed over a few top tips to Señor Chrome Dome on how to lead the donkey through the barn door. Ol' Gracie prefers his clams Brazilian style: nicely shorn and sparkly. Wait until you see them wet.

sac biscuits courtesy of his Supreme Grace, Michael Gracie
Here's a refresher in case your bitch ass forgot how bitchin' my Darth Clam And Zebra mussel patterns are. Photo courtesy of my foot in your ass.

herd of clams
The Darth Clam 2.0, specially modified for the DSP. Putrid piss green shell and an arsenic tan colored siphon. Radioactive sparkle courtesy of glitter flavored Hard as Nails. Optional foot played out by olive glimmer flash chenille. All on a nasty strong curved carp hook. Included are a few variations to keep them caprs on their fins.

Darth Clam 2.0
Y'all ain't got nuttin' on me.

How about a clam sandwich?

August 9, 2010

Dr. Hook

carp hooks
I recently came into a score of British hooks, though I suspect their origin being of Chinese descent. Curved shank, barbless, at minimum 2X strong. Size 8.

carp hooks
carp hooks
A comparison of size 8 hooks between: secret carp hook, Tiemco 2457, Tiemco 3761, and Mustad 34007. Hands down winner, the secret carp hook is the winner. Stouter than any hook on the table and cheaper by at least half the price per 100. The kicker? I have a shipment coming in from China that may be even more dank than this stuff. Stay tuned.