Showing posts with label axe to grind. Show all posts
Showing posts with label axe to grind. Show all posts

July 1, 2011

The Great Shutdown

The sign posted on my office building, effective July 1, 2011:

Building Closed
Our wonderful State Legislature and Governor have failed to reach a budget agreement for Fiscal Year 2012, thereby laying off 56,000 of some of Minnesota's finest and most dedicated working professionals, including myself. I don't ask for your pity, nor for a handout, but I beg the question as to why it is de rigueur to bash public employees? Like every workforce, there are individuals who may lack motivation or abuse the system, knowing no discrimination between private or public sector. But why disrespect the countless professionals who have sacrificed family and salary for a career that is at times less than rewarding? We are taxpayers just the same as everyone else. Before you begin to pick apart my argument with baseless accusations and proclaim that we do not need government in our lives, just remember who helped make Minnesota's fisheries some of the best in the nation, if not the world, next time you're out on the water. You're welcome.

The roughfisher has left the building. See ya on the river.

May 10, 2011

Another one bites the dust

Every year at about this time (Read: after May 1) this is a common sight. And for what? I just don't get it.

Another dead sucker
The significance of May 1st? The opening of taking roughfish by spear, harpoon, or archery. One day we will wake up to find out that all of Earth's viable resources have wasted, spoiled, and shriveled up and died. And surely, man will be to blame.

January 27, 2011

FUBAR

#FAIL

WTF is up with gear these days? Manufacturers complain about recruitment and the often high barrier to enter this sport, yet they release stupid ass shit like a pair of goddamn nippers for $50 bucks. For fifty bones, that babdboy better be sporting a Class 4 laser that'll cauterize your tag ends of tippet. Recently read was a conversation debating the merits of zippered waders. No offense, but the items brought up for comparison were a couple of high buck models topping the charts at $425 and $450. $450! For a pair of waders!? What the hell has this industry come to? $450 waders puncture on barbed wire just as easily as a pair of $150 breatheables. Between angling, guiding, and my other occupation (fisheries management), I spend a lot of days in the water. Alot. I've been wearing the same beater pair of waders for going on 6 years now and not one hole or leak has sprung. Not one patch in those badboys. They aren't a pair of Patagucci or Simmps, but rather a $150 middle of the pack model store brand that didn't break the bank. What's the secret? I take care of them.

I'm not the only who's refusing to drink the kool-aid; I know of a fellow blogger and angler who'll soon be ditching his Simms for a similar performing "generic" at a quarter of the price. I'm not saying that the innovation or the technology that gear companies are bringing to the table are unappreciated, because I love gear. I'm a gear junky. But I don't believe that the bar for a mid-level piece of equipment should be set so high. Retail markup on soft goods are ridiculous. The same goes for hard goods in this industry; every "pro" knows the general rule of thumb for wholesale that a fly rod or reel is going for. Times are tough on everyone right now, but a $500 fly reel from a start up company is no way to enter the marketplace. Perhaps take a look at cutting profit margins a bit or ditch the no-fault warranties to move more product. I suppose you'd need to first move out of the Neolithic Age in order to begin embracing the principles of micro and macro economics in the Digital Age. All I know is that an $1100 spey rod isn't going to curry much favor with recruiting folks from the bait dunking and gear tossing crowd. Bubba ain't gonna pay $1100 for any gear but a new compound bow or an AR-15.

So what to do about those extravagant markups? It used to be in the past that the industry just held us all hostage. Unless you were on a pro plan, you had to pay full retail for gear. It took a great deal of time and resource to become outfitted with enough gear to meet your needs and interests; likely more than you paid for your first car, for some, maybe your first house. It seems the prices of these items just kept rising with the times, often higher than the rate of inflation. Where did the profits all go? Aside from a handful of companies, I can tell you where they didn't go: back to the resource. Likely, those huge margins went to stock fridges full of Nestle bottled water and wild PNW steelhead in more than a few executives' guest ranches on a reach of private water on some stream that we all wished we could afford to fish. Lucky for us consumers, a few folks fed up with the whole scene had the balls enough to put themselves out there and found companies that stand for something. Companies like Rise Fishing Co. are selling high end rods at guide prices and donating 20% of their proceeds to fishy causes. These are the guys that are making a difference. They are building a nice user base that will be around long after the old schoolers die off, likely taking a few of the aloof, apathetic companies with them. I say good riddance. Either change with the times or die off. It's called survival of the fittest; natural selection.

If you're in the industry, do me a solid and check out this piece on Angling Trade about the Bristol Bay Academy and see what you can do to help. If you're not, check out organizations like fishy kid, the TU conservation and fishing camp, or the National Fly Fishing in School Program and help get our youth involved. It's up to us because clearly, the mainstream industry isn't doing anything about it. All they care about is whether or not they should get their next pair of nippers in the Brook Trout or Cutthroat Trout graphic finish.

November 16, 2010

Best Sign Ever

No Bow Fishing
Don't know when or where these signs came from but a bunch of them recently showed up at my favorite stretch of river. And they're totally legit, mang. I'm glad someone besides me finally had enough of those slovenly pigs tossing their fish up on the banks to rot. Victory never smelled so sweet.

September 23, 2010

Truth in Advertising

There's reality, and then there's actuality.
Scott ARC
Suck it Gracie, my ARC is lighter than your S4, with six additional inches to boot.

August 5, 2010

roughfisher's vault 2010.08.05

Because I can...


Fuck you Right Wing America. This is my country too. Dog Bless....

March 31, 2009

killing in the name of.....

It seems like just about every spring, the fuckheads neanderthals bowfishermen make their way out of the woodwork, and start asking around to see who will take their kill. You already know my stance on those folks. The discussion always gets ugly.

The main axis of discussion always involves around the ignorance that all roughfish are harmful to the environment, and therefore need to be removed by bow and arrow justice. Carp are the only harmful species of roughfish. Agreed that both sides to the debate are firm in their beliefs, I often encounter the opposing party ignorant and unaware to the actual statutes and rules put forth by the State regarding roughfish management. All kinds of arguments and slippery slopes are presented for argument by the other side, yet once statutory language is brought in to the debate, the argument quickly fizzles. So what is the real root of the problem?

The introduction of carp to Minnesota was one of mixed blessing. While originally lauded as a food staple and introduced to waters with fervor, the prolificacy and fecundity of carp proved so successful in Minnesota waters, that these fish quickly became a nuisance. Add to the fact that many native gamefish species had a more desirable taste to the palate, and the carp was no longer wanted as a food source. The final straw adding to the malignancy of carp, was their effect on lake water quality and destruction of aquatic vegetation beds. The fate of the carp was doomed. Unfortunately, anglers and the public in general, had difficulty in distinguishing the non-native carp from indigenous sucker species like buffalo and redhorse, and lumped them all together as roughfish. The problems associated with carp soon became maligned to these native fish. Tradition of assumption and ignorance soon passed down from generation to generation in regards to these fish, and have been ingrained in the fabric of angling society. For decades, innocent roughfish species have been tossed on the bank and left to rot on shore by anglers thinking they are doing the ecosystem good; the cruel fate of injustice.

"To say that roughfish destroy our lakes is ignorance at best. Man is the biggest destructor of lakes"


No one is doubting the ecological harm done by carp on our ecosystems. Other roughfish, however, play a key niche to fish ecosystems and provide a very necessary forage base to other roughfish and game fish species. Removing roughfish (except for carp) from a population would likely result in a large imbalance in an aquatic ecosystem, possibly even resulting in a crash of many aquatic specie populations. Even though carp have a tremendous potential for sport fishing recreational value, they are still a regulated invasive species. They are already naturalized in many waters, and from past history have been proven to be nearly impossible to remove from a body of water. They should not, however, be allowed to spread to new bodies of water. And on the same note, that goes for any other fish species (game or non-game fish) being introduced outside of their native range or to waters that have not historically held a population. That includes the foolish advance walleye stocking program that occurs across the state of Minnesota. If they weren't there to begin with, they shouldn't be in there now. I am a big proponent of native fish species management.

Aside from trying to overcome the negative stigma of roughfish and breakdown the wall of ignorance, my biggest beef comes with the senseless, needless killing of fish. Waste not, want not. My elders impressed on me the teachings of only taking what you will use. I don't believe in senseless killing. I thought that was common sense to everybody, but apparently that is not so. Just because I have the power to kill, doesn't mean that I have to. What's worse, is that many of these offenders proclaim that they love bowfishing because it is fun. Killing animals is fun? Outdoor sports should be enjoyable, but your are crossing the line when you are killing animals for fun. I respect life. I don't believe in killing just to kill. Shooting a bunch of fish and dumping them in a farmers field for disposal isn't a fair use in my opinion. In the letters of the law, this practice is still deemed as acceptable, but that only continues to condone the needless killing of roughfish. I have no problem with any legal harvest of fish, as long as they are used for consumption. I'm not convinced that fertilizer is the best possible use for these fish.


Many "sportsmen" complain about groups like PETA trying to take away our right to hunt and fish. When indivuals and groups make statements saying that they enjoying killing animals for fun, that only adds fuel to PETA's fire, giving them plenty of ammunition to use against us. When making statements like that who could blame PETA, it all sounds so juvenile and unsportsmanlike. The needless killing of animals is a blatant disrespect for life in general, and upsetting. Not to mention an egregious contradiction of the "Christian" teachings many of these people follow. They are far from being shepherds of the flock. I don't want to give PETA even an inch in this battle. Fuck PETA.


Kill all the carp you want, but leave the rest of the roughfish alone.


-the roughfisher


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March 16, 2009

the nobility of brown

This post goes out to all you humps who like to badmouth carp, roughfish, and any other angler pursuing the non-salmonid, fuck you. You know who I'm talking about; all you knuckle-draggers out there needlessly killing fish for "sport" and record. And you, the chump who'll take the bait from the industry, convinced that the act of pursuing exotic species like taimen in Mongolia is a more noble excursion than the domestic buglemouth, simply because of the adipose. Thanks for spreading didymo and New Zealand mud snails around the globe you fucks.

After thumbing through about a dozen stacked up issues from the various fly fishing rags the other day, it is apparent of the brainwashing that plagues the sport. The mindtrap solely exists as a means of self-preservation, in an industry that lacks ingenuity and progressive thought, not worthy of the foresight that begets evolutionary advancement. A tight line is a fucking tightline. Get over it. Instead of trying to grab a collective agreement by all those who wield the long rod, the war machine instead dumps on all those who do not conform to their standards, including other members of the fly society. This lets other cohorts pick you apart, decrying you of your social validity and championing you as a fundamentalist association of elitism and snobbery.


So, for all those who chase tail with disregard for the adipose, we welcome you. Stand up and enjoy the flavor of brownliner country. Join the voices of liberty and justice. We pass no judgment on fellow patriots with regard to their quarry; we embrace followers of the single and double handed disciplines. Storm the waters with impunity and serve your republic proud.

Brownliners
Propaganda courtesy of Brownline Ambassador Alex Landeen.

Welcome to the Brownline Nation. The revolution is coming to a town near you.


- Minister of Brownline Affairs, the roughfisher


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