Showing posts with label bitch slappin'. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bitch slappin'. Show all posts

January 23, 2012

Working Girls

Carpiodes cyprinus.

quillback
I love chasing quillback. They can be some of the most frustrating of the suckers to escort due to their extreme skittishness and finicky ways. To add to the proposition, a john typically finds harems of quillback working the street corners in skinny gin clear water. To say one must creep up on these spooks like an undercover vice agent is an understatement. I've always had to play it low-key, leaving the bling and drama at home and fishing small nymphs like brassies or copper johns. Don't be a playah! Quillback have a small inferior mouth so you can't just force it in with a large fly; you gotta be smooth if you want to party. These ladies finally gave in to the Fresh Pimp Nymph. Then again, a fresh pimp slap will subdue just about any ho.

quillback
quillback
I love getting fin....

May 3, 2011

New Blood

AR-22
Fresh on the heels of reports that the US Navy Seals vanquished that bastard bin Laden, I finished my AR-22 build. Complete with Magpul furniture, big brother now has a little brother to kick around.

Brothers
AR-15 and AR-22
Just be careful son, little brother may be smaller, but he still packs quite a punch.

October 12, 2010

Talk Dirty To Me

Peacock dubbing blends
Take some peacock dub and add a dose of some purple haze. The only thing missing from most commercial peacock dubbing blends is a little iridescence. Some brands will throw in a little Angelina, which is good and all for a coarser blend. But if you're looking for a smooth blend with a subdued hint of iridescence, purple antron is the way to go.

Peacock Poison
I used a blend of nine different shades of green, yellow, blue, and purple antron. This spectral dubbing blend more closely resembles the true vibrance of real peacock, than other blend I've seen. The result is a sexy concoction of fibers, a lethal dose Peacock Poison.

September 21, 2010

Under the Influence

Everyone seems to want to be writing up a best of show awards from the recent 2010 IFTD show in Denver earlier this month. Not to be outdone, here are a few of the *high*lights from Denver according to the roughfisher.


BEST FILM: 2010 Drake Film Awards

BEST COSTUME: ¡El bandito!
el bandito

BEST STREAMSIDE INVASIVE SPECIES: Humulus lupulus
wild hops

BEST TRUCKER HAT: Kyle "Mr. Social Media" Perkins
Kyle Perkins

BEST STREAMSIDE SCORE: Ribbed for her pleasure
Snakeskin

BEST FISH PORN: Roughfisher's mirror from the DSP, Gracie behind the lens
mirror!

BEST SPREAD: Gracie's house
tasty shit

BEST POSEUR: Gracie at the casting pond
Gracie at the casting pond

BEST BROMANCE: "When Gracie Met Roughie"
brothas from anotha mutha

BEST PARTY FOUL: 2010 Drake Film Awards After Party
Drake party carnage
Bravo! Looks like next year's competition in the Big Easy will be tough to beat...

March 6, 2010

Cock-tease

Sea Donkey
First day out for 2010, and it was everything I thought it would be. Bask in my awesomeness.