July 22, 2010


I've been getting schooled this summer. I could blame the early spring, the recent heat wave, or the persistent storm cycle that has been wreaking havoc with our weather, but that would be weak sauce, baby. I typically don't even fish much in the months of June and July; due to my hectic work schedule, and the fact that carp and roughfish are typically still spawning through early July. But enough with the excuses, I just don't have any game.

catch of the day
I flailed around trying to flaunt my ghetto nasty Carp Crack to some lot lizards. The best I could do was lip a sumbitch clam in the beard.

Finally got me a dirty whore to come home with and spend the night. She sure had some purdy gums. Now I need to go get me a shot of penicillin.

Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink.


  1. Man, I hope the season hs a turn around and pronto, this sucks. Take a day off to fish to get nothing but turbid water. Bummer your feeling it up there too. You coming down this way anytime soon??

  2. Not bad, better than my sun fish and a small 9" largemouth. Hope to get nasty with some carp on Buffalo Lake in Buffalo, MN sometime soon.