Top tips from the bASS circuit:
1. Make sure you have a old school mesh trucker cap. Give yourself a "hey son!" if it's a Tennessee hat.
2. Pop your lid up to the top of your head. Cocked at a 45 is also acceptable.
3. Throw a ghetto nasty pattern like a Thunderbird or some Carp Crack into a shoal of rocks.
4. Wait for it.
5. Heave that sumbitch up out of the water like it was going out of style. Rip it and Grip it Son!
6. Get a half chub drooling over your bass thumb.