June 17, 2010

The Everlasting Carpstopper

Crazy Master Willy is back at it again. He's been a bit of a recluse as of late, spending long hours in the lab concocting all sorts of candy creations. Wonka's gone mad over his latest invention, the Everlasting Carpstopper. Slugworth has been hot on his trail, trying to get any dirt he can on the hot new secret in town. Come see what the fuss is all about.

Everlasting Carpstopper
The Everlasting Carpstopper holds true to it's name, keeping it's flavor and form indefinitely. Don't bite down on this candy, as chewing it will break your teeth. Two flavors are currently available, Tangerine and Pomegrante, with Juicy Pear, Blueberry, Banana, and Licorice slated for future release.

Everlasting Carpstopper, Pomegranate
Everlasting Carpstopper, Tangerine
What's next? A fucking Oompa Loompa pattern?