Copying a copycat

Our brother from Up 'North made his guide of things for deprived fly fisherman to do over the weekend, so here's mine.

Dirty Boy's list for the weekend:

• wish you could have went fishing
• play some Wii
• wish you could have went snowmobiling
• eat some grease and bacon
• put kids to bed
• crack open a bottle of cheap malt liquor, alone
• watch Gopher hockey choke, again
• walk past fly tying vise and grab another drink
• Facebook stalk
• drink some more
• eat jalapeño bean & cheese chimichangas and nacho cheese Doritos
• more drinks
• fart
• more Facebooking
• cut loose and waft a few more ass biscuits and check for streaks
• have another beer
• drunken dial/text/PM
• one more drink
• wish you could have went fishing
• pass out

REAPEAT