Beget from the latest carnal devices at the vise: The Red-headed Stepchild.
These illegitimate mongrels come in two breeds:
The Lucille, plush with an orange sparkle chenille thorax that would even give Ricky a half-chub.
The Rotten, with a brown glimmer flash chenille thorax, savage enough to satisfy most punk enthusiasts.
Both come lasciviously equipped with an orange pheasant tail body and tail section. Adopt one today!