May 14, 2010

Fools Rush In

Hard to believe it's been almost two weeks already.

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This weekend is the upcoming fishing "opener" across Minnesota. This is the time I take the weekend off and let all those ass clowns beat each other up at the boat ramp and fish elbow to elbow to each other. I'm not into jockeying nut to butt with other guys, and for what? A walleye? Homey don't play that.

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Little do those guys know that I've been fishing open water since early March. I think I'll sit right'here, crack open a tall one, and bask in my awesomeness.

There's always next week.

6 comments:

  1. let the assclowns have the water! lovely!-CRA

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  2. Dude, so right, if its like opening day in my state, I just stay home, frosty tall cold ones are an added bonus. People get into fist fights as they crowed the banks of local streams. So have one on me Homey, go for Gold.

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  3. Weather was a little better today JP.

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  4. And for a 14" walleye... that is some funny shit. Dragging leeches in 16 feet of water for a 14" walleye. Okey-dokey.

    Those are some sweet photos. How hard is it to do that B&W with carp color trick?

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  5. nice chunk of corn in the carps mouth, BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. Hey chooch, I don't know what photo you're looking at but that ain't corn. Here's an unsized view of the mouth from the original.

    http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/1536/mouthk.jpg

    If you look close you can even see a burst vessel inside the carp's mouth. It is lighter colored inside the mouth because of the sunlight coming through the tissue.

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