July 14, 2011

street walkers

A couple of dirty sluts, the Electric Fetus and Pink Taco.

electric fetus
Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Vietnam?
Not just this minute.
Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Yeah, we might party. How much?
Fifteen dollar.
Fifteen dollars for both of us?
No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.
Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.
Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.
Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
Okay. Ten dollar each.
What do we get for ten dollars?
Every t'ing you want.
Everything?
Every t'ing.
Well, old buddy, feel like spending some of your hard-earned money?

pink taco
Bitch, you got my money?